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22 y/o. (if that makes you uncomfortable feel free to unfollow/block)
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mikkeneko:

tainbocuailnge:

tainbocuailnge:

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

and you SHOULD get these new things in Not Plastic, not only because plastic is bad for the environment but because over time it will become brittle and fall apart in your hands. u deserve better

tepkunset:

Things that should be 100% covered by the government, period:

  • Glasses
  • Hearing aids
  • Mobility aids
  • AAC devices
  • Prescription medications
  • Literally all forms of therapy
Anonymous asked:

the problem with you is that you are too much about politics and too little interested in yaoi. fucking problem.

 

afloweroutofstone:

Thank you for the feedback. I’m always growing and changing as a person and I’ll try to do better in the future

snailfen:

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collection of posts that have made me yell YOU NEED TO PLAY RAIN WORLD out loud

the-spirit-of-adventure:

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

bunjywunjy:

389:

A Girl’s Best Friend by Margot Quan Knight, 2002

#she DID love them if they were a worm -tags courtesy of @savefrog :’)

riben:

riben:

riben:

riben:

My pet milkfly

I think im becoming a milkfly

Im starting to feel just like a milkfly

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gothiccharmschool:

justafterjericho:

esrah-rah-rasputin:

deadpanwalking:

icedsilver:

gothiccharmschool:

typhoidmeri:

homunculus-argument:

[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don’t know where they come from or how they get here, and I can’t afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can’t let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can’t drown me, you little idiot. You’re too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

This post is a joy and a delight.

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this is the energy

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A drawing of the man from original post. He is flipping off a house above him with chicken legs and a woman yelling at him from a window, while a rusalka stands nearly off screen, watching themALT

Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect

@neoncl0ckwork​ xD

Oh my G-D the post got better.

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

i said oo girl………….

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bapy girl……….

rubixpsyche:

fckmypssywtharakemom:

cleverclove:

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in